2nd Row

A cricketer by passion, Steve often graces the team with his tales of Aldermaston's illustrious successes and baffles the squad with leg byes, extras and silly mid ons.

Steve is an accomplished defender, and is never without something to add at training. He also confesses to 'playing like a girl' - a 6ft 4, 15 stone girl with a 5 o' clock shadow...?

Steve is the only member of the team who managed to get his job by stating at interview that he 'likes to blow shit up'....