Outside Cente

The Legend has been a member of the club for as long as he can remember, and for a man that consumes as much beer and kebab, that might not be too long...

Neil has recenlty returned to the 1st team alongside his brother, and is responsible for single-handedly KO-ing a referee by running close to him. I pity the opposition. A dangerous runner with ball in hand, Neil can be equally as disruptive in the tackle, making him an all round legend.

He is also a strong member of the boat race crew, devoting many hours to training. Here we see him worshiping the nautical god before embarking on another 'cruise'.